sancly:

Eating spaghetti with a spoon is a horrible experience 0/10 would recommend

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kimpissible:

THERE IS ACTUALLY NOT A BETTER FEELING THEN TO HAVE A BESTFRIEND WHO ALSO THINKS OF U AS THEIR BESTFRIEND

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If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

parry-winkle:

frankencorpse:

porrimistheclassiestlesbian:

hotarucosplay:

ask-koki-kariya:

ask-koki-kariya:

lawliet-is-l-a-sexy:

bilbo-swwaggins:

princess-poop:

castielsteenwolf:

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

Omg i’ll smile forever

id cry from happiness i think

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that last gif will be me in 3 hours

edit: I was dead wrong

ok lets see what happens

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OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED

Let’s see how this goes :p

watch me get nothing…

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unpopuler:

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

(via trust)

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roosterqueer:

princeowl:

reminder that the matrix trilogy was written and directed by a trans woman (lana wachowski) along with her brother

one of the most influential and iconic sci fi movies was created by a trans woman and MORE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS!! lana…

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confessionsofamethaddict:

Lmao. Snorty coke.

i-effed-it-all-up:

he was a boy

she was a girl

can i make it any more heteronormative

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shout out 2 everyone that thinks I’m pretty. I agree w u

(Source: no, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

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magnificent-oreo-otter:

ashtonshugedick:

I honestly want to thank tumblr for making me more culturally aware and educated about what’s going on in the world because without it I’d be getting one sided opinions from blonde news broadcasters left and right and have a completely warped sense of the world

…is this real life

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yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

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